freakinmi:

You cannot have him. I will not allow it.

Needed an excuse to play around with still animation. It was quite fun, actually.

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

-teesa-:

9.9.14

It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”

Something important (and hopefully positive) under the cut

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the-best-of-funny:

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sherlockspeare:

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loki-thou-art-drunk:

'And who are you,' the proud lord said, 'that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat; that’s all the truth I know.’

I know! They make me feel physically ill. These people are not looking for love, they’re insane, and like to murder people for fun - I don’t see the appeal myself. I’m actually quite terrified that these people exist. It makes me scared to go out alone - which I think is a normal reaction to a mentally derranged criminal.

I know! They make me feel physically ill. These people are not looking for love, they’re insane, and like to murder people for fun - I don’t see the appeal myself. I’m actually quite terrified that these people exist. It makes me scared to go out alone - which I think is a normal reaction to a mentally derranged criminal.

RL unfortunately. I was researching serial killers for a pshychology assignment, and I found lots of posts about how much people loved, and wanted to be in relationships with serial killers. It offended me and shocked me. They send naked pictures of themselves to these sick men… I don’t get it. These people are supposed to scare us, not turn us on.

RL unfortunately. I was researching serial killers for a pshychology assignment, and I found lots of posts about how much people loved, and wanted to be in relationships with serial killers. It offended me and shocked me. They send naked pictures of themselves to these sick men… I don’t get it. These people are supposed to scare us, not turn us on.

I really don’t get it - how can people find a serial killer attractive? Do they think that this disgraceful waste of oxygen will treat them nicely? No, they will do exactly what they did to their victims; cruel, melicious acts of torture and then murder you.

It’s an incredible insult to their victims and families that these groupies praise them. It’s shocking and disturbing.

I’m sure if you were face to face with these monsters you’d soon find yourself petrified, and I sincerely hope you’re never in that position.

byebyesimone:

I lost my patience with so many people that are into serial killers

They are not complex, tormented males that need redemption or the help of a good woman, they are hypocrite, manipulative and narcissistic monsters who crystallize the hatred of women that rules this society

I won’t give them my time, my thoughts, or anything really, what they want is attention, what they want is admiration and fascination and that’s exactly what you do and this is ridiculous 

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

takemetothedungeons:

Say goodbye.

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